Toilerbating 

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.

"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."

Toilerbating by BigJulie March 29, 2010

tolerating 

The designation (i.e., "rating") of how patient, forgiving, and understanding someone is.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had a deplorably low tolerating when it came to extending charity or thoughtfulness towards others.

tolerating by QuacksO November 7, 2018