Toilerbating

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.

"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."

by BigJulie March 29, 2010

tolerating

The designation (i.e., "rating") of how patient, forgiving, and understanding someone is.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had a deplorably low tolerating when it came to extending charity or thoughtfulness towards others.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018