Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.
by Greek anaconda February 04, 2010
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Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.
by Uh...Fred? November 12, 2011
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Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"
"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml
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Procrasterbating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
by loserlord12 August 21, 2011
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Procrasterbating

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
by TIME Lincoln March 04, 2011
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Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
by FamishedPants February 09, 2012
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Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.
Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
by xMEGADAVEx May 19, 2011
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