by Greek anaconda February 04, 2010
by Uh...Fred? November 12, 2011
Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;
The cause of "blue balls"
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;
The cause of "blue balls"
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
by loserlord12 August 21, 2011
Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
by TIME Lincoln March 04, 2011
When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
by FamishedPants February 09, 2012
Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
by xMEGADAVEx May 19, 2011