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To continue to work hard beyond the current time.
When Bob the builder messed up a build, he realized it would be chival of him to toilforth on the messed up bits.
Toilforth by Olive_hater777 September 15, 2025

Tolworth 

Tolworth is a small middle-working class town located in the London Borough of Kingston in South West or South London, and not too far from Surrey, as some locals will say. It has a massive tower at a height of nearly 300ft, it has plenty of takeaway shops, a petrol station, a few supermarkets, a bowling alley, and a Goals. Tolworth is a very Chelsea fan area and up there with massive Chelsea fanbase areas like Ealing, Hounslow, Morden, Mitcham, Woking, Bracknell, Chessington, and Worcester Park! The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). This is because of two things the local secondary schools and it previously had the highest crime rate in the Borough of Kingston, and other nearby Boroughs like Sutton, Merton, and Richmond. In the last few years, the crime rate has dropped quite a lot, and the local secondary schools have become less hostile, and that has made it more pleasant for the locals, and it has made Tolworth less notorious, and troublesome, and a much more friendly place. It's certainly smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. Local borough council plans for town center improvements will provide a further spur towards it realizing its full potential before long.
Question one: What sort of people would Tolworth appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Alexandra Park and Fishponds Park).

Question two: How far is it from Charing Cross (The official central point of London). It is exactly 11 miles from Charing Cross.
Tolworth by __IzCaCFC__11 May 8, 2020

Tolworth Girls school. 

Its a school in which girls go to run riot. It was orginally intented for girls to study but as time as gone on , it has become increasingly more wild and the teachers can no longer cope with its student. It is known in the local area as "school of the girls from hell" It also has a nick name of calling its girl "Tolworth Tarts" as atleast two girls are pregnant every year. Guys love banging the girls from this school.
EX.1

What school do you go to?

Tolworth girls school..

Oh your a tolworth tart.

EG.2

Heyy i go tolworth.

OMG BANG ME NOW!?
Tolworth Girls school. by TGSSJM August 30, 2010

taylforthing 

The act of felatio in a car, typically while parked up at the side of the road or in a layby.
Gillian was caught taylforthing her lover by the police.
taylforthing by Conkerz September 30, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026