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tailored 

when something is top tier perfection, nothing can come close to being tailored. it's like when someone says "oh that's tight" but better.
Friend: "Damn dude that is so tailored"
You: "Omg I know right."
tailored by honey.bee_melon November 2, 2022

tailored trash 

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.
The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.
tailored trash by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tittie Tailored 

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.
Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.
Tittie Tailored by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.
"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"
Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored
Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled
Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.
Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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