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tailored 

1. getting your penis sucked while standing
Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")
tailored by steve o 1 October 16, 2006
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tailored 

when something is top tier perfection, nothing can come close to being tailored. it's like when someone says "oh that's tight" but better.
Friend: "Damn dude that is so tailored"
You: "Omg I know right."
tailored by honey.bee_melon November 2, 2022

tailored trash 

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.
The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.
tailored trash by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tittie Tailored 

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.
Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.
Tittie Tailored by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.
"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"
Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored
Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled
Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.
Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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