gordy's definitions

full-dooplex

The Act of eating while on the can.

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"

by gordy October 20, 2007

volungeer

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.

Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.

by gordy April 25, 2019

dandificate

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification

"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."

by gordy December 9, 2008

tax defund

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.

Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."

by gordy August 2, 2012

fungle

v. Conjunction: of Fucked Up and Bungle

fungled
fungling

similar to munge

Damn, he really fungled his code for his signature.

by gordy May 4, 2004

vomment

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

by gordy May 8, 2007

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003