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toatsie

A tootsie ( a cutey) who is toastable (sexable).
Omg, that guy is so toatsie!
by Toootsie January 3, 2007
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tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls
Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013
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Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.
Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020
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tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.
by clute April 1, 2011
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toastie

A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.
'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'
by paul raine May 5, 2004
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toastie

the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
by i'mthatguy532 July 6, 2021
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Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.
“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”
by Stolen originality September 12, 2020
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