Ticonderoga 

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

Ticonderoga by Grenadez February 25, 2011

Ticonderoga 

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.

Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!

Ticonderoga by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018

ticonderoga 

the place where the alcohol flows like water, and the bitches fuck like sluts.

look at that drunken dirty butt slut

ticonderoga by makevelli March 15, 2005

Ticonderoga 

A slang term used to describe a situation where two or more people agree on the same thing. It's more commonly used along the West Coast and parts of Missouri .

Male 1: Yo brosef, you like Chipotle?
Male 2: Dude, I love Chipotle!
Male 1: Ticonderoga dude!!
Male 2: Ticonderoga

Ticonderoga by Whovall-Definitions October 4, 2015

ticonderoga 

A loose reference to any all male gay retreat which is highlighted by heavy use of speedos, vegan menus, and frisbees.

Hey, are you going to the ticonderoga in August? God I'm horny.

ticonderoga by LanceLyman April 14, 2008

Ticonderoga Two-Touch 

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Ticonderoga High School 

A school where Teen pregnancy makes you popular. The girls in this school have no clue how to close their legs and it's not uncommon for them to date their best friends ex's. As long as you've got a dick an are good at sports, you are treated like a god. If you've got a vagina, welll then you might as well drink bleach. The freshmen and sophomores assume that they run the school, which makes the upperclassmen pissed, but they don't give enough fucks to do anything about it. Cheating is also common due to the various whores that run around the halls with their ass and tits hanging out, claiming themselves as "hot." They infact smell like tunafish and plaster their makeup on, but fail to notice because they are all stuck up one another's asses. All the guys are gay for one another and constantly smack each other's asses in the halls, gym, bathroom, classroom etc. Everyone in this school is a fake ass bitch and stab, even their best friends, in the back. Word about things travel fast in this school, getting twisted along the way. Drugs are commonly passed throughout the halls during the school day, not making it hard to get "hooked up." Stay away from this school at all costs, who knows what diseases are in the air inside that school.

Stranger: Where did you go to school?
Ti Local: Ticonderoga High School.
Stranger: So a strip club.
Ti Local: .....basically.

Ticonderoga High School by Scum bag March 19, 2017