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Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013
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When your so coked out your tongue irregularly droops from your mouth.
I was way too tysoned to buy your beer from the store.
Tysoned by BallsinUrMouth28 January 2, 2008

Mike Tysoned 

When someone gets 1 hit knocked out
That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.
Mike Tysoned by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011

Mike Tysoned 

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out
Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.
Mike Tysoned by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022
1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC
tysoned by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011

Mike Tysoned 

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now
Mike Tysoned by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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