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An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.
"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"
titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
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Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.
'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'
Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007
Pronounced: tit-willy (TITWWLI).
Acronym: This Is The World We Live In

Meaning: Statement used to express incredulity at current events.
Dan: Dude, Donald Trump has been voted in as President!
Lynds: I know, titwilly!!
Titwilly by Krokie November 19, 2016

titwhore 

(n) A woman who rents her breasts to men for their pleasure.
There are a lot of titwhores at this year's Mardi Gras.
titwhore by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Titwhistle 

The act of pressing a nice firm set of breasts together, preferrably with the nips touching, then with the lips blowing between them in a whistling fashion as to enact the TITWHISTLE!
girl: What are you doing to my breasts you crazy ass?!?!

Man: Shut it! I'm enacting a Titwhistle!!! HOORAHHH!!! WHODEWHO!!!!!

Titwhistle by Travis MoCo March 30, 2009
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003
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