a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.
by john February 14, 2004
A proper tit willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to fuck her eyesocket. However, this is only a true tit willican if immediately following this act you eat Italian food (Pizza counts).
Dude, last night I was getting blown by this bitch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. I had to give her the old tit willican. Never have I ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.
by gnarly guy October 28, 2007