titwillow

1. Idiot, person of low intelligence.

2. A song in a Gilbert and Sullivan show

'there goes thomas, what an idiot'

'yeh a total titwillow'

by Pete B October 17, 2006

Titwilly

Pronounced: tit-willy (TITWWLI).
Acronym: This Is The World We Live In

Meaning: Statement used to express incredulity at current events.

Dan: Dude, Donald Trump has been voted in as President!
Lynds: I know, titwilly!!

by Krokie November 19, 2016

tit willow

A foolish person who acts like a complete imbecile. An idiot, drongo, doylem, bad egg & nasty pasty are words with the same meaning.

Don't be such a tit willow

by Mrs P, sorry I mean Mrs S November 21, 2007

titswallow

1. the reaction to having something horrible happen to you.
2. a better way to say son of a bitch.
3. to swallow a boob

1. Andy: i did horrible on that math test

Amber: oh that's a giant titswallow

2. Jake: that kid just pushed me in the hall, what a titswallow

3. Carl: i totally titswallowed that girl last night

by MJ2010 November 29, 2010

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

Twillow

The ship name for one of the greatest television lesbian couples ever, willow rosenberg and tara mclay of buffy the vampire slayer. This relationship changed television forever and honestly they were so cute.

"twillow is my favourite ship in buffy the vampire slayer"

by spookyscientist September 30, 2021

tittywillow

what ever the fuck i say it is

god damnit your such a tittywillow

by i dont know March 11, 2021