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titwillow 

1. Idiot, person of low intelligence.

2. A song in a Gilbert and Sullivan show
'there goes thomas, what an idiot'

'yeh a total titwillow'
titwillow by Pete B October 17, 2006
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titwillican 

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.
i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.
titwillican by john February 14, 2004

Titsilly 

Titsilly is a word derived from English origins that define a young woman's breasts to be oddly misshapen or askew.
Daaaaamn, talk about titsilly, those chest bouncers are facing different directions!
Titsilly by SalParadise503 January 2, 2012

tigwilly 

cuckoo bananas unhinged wack a doodle illiterate feral idiot fig newton eater yap yap doobity dah yick yack
tigwilly by brigadeiro gobbler November 19, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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