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Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.
Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.
Titnosis by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010
1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
Titnosis by Robert Eely July 26, 2010
A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones
Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"
Titticism by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

tittiefish 

A vulgar name for a female, usually applied to an individual whose breasts tend to noticeably float in the water.
A bunch of guys seemed to inch themselves closer to that swimming tittiefish.
tittiefish by tittiefish February 15, 2009
The act which all guys are susceptible to which makes them look at the breasts of women around them.
Eric: Yo buddy I tried my best not to stare but I couldn't fight the titnosis.
Titnosis by cantfightit July 22, 2010

tittious 

A disturbing, unsettling, disshapely, hideous pair of tits/boobs/jugs/breasts.
I was expecting better, but when the shirt came off it was tittious!!!
tittious by Anthony and Leah July 1, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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