tittiosis 

A rare condition Where whom ever has it has to see a titty every 5 hours.

I need to see a tittiy I have tittiosis

tittiosis by Dertt May 23, 2022

Titnosis

Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.

Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.

Titnosis by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010

Titnosis

1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.

Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.

Titnosis by Robert Eely July 26, 2010

Titticism

A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones

Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"

Titticism by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

tittiefish 

A vulgar name for a female, usually applied to an individual whose breasts tend to noticeably float in the water.

A bunch of guys seemed to inch themselves closer to that swimming tittiefish.

tittiefish by tittiefish February 15, 2009

Titnosis

The act which all guys are susceptible to which makes them look at the breasts of women around them.

Eric: Yo buddy I tried my best not to stare but I couldn't fight the titnosis.

Titnosis by cantfightit July 22, 2010

tittious 

A disturbing, unsettling, disshapely, hideous pair of tits/boobs/jugs/breasts.

I was expecting better, but when the shirt came off it was tittious!!!

tittious by Anthony and Leah July 1, 2007