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1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
Titnosis by Robert Eely July 26, 2010
Related Words
The act which all guys are susceptible to which makes them look at the breasts of women around them.
Eric: Yo buddy I tried my best not to stare but I couldn't fight the titnosis.
Titnosis by cantfightit July 22, 2010
A word used in rage. Also the word is used to blame for everything bad that happens
Guy 1: I’m about to get this goal.

He kicks ball and misses

Oh Stupid Titnosis

Guy 2: hahaha
Titnosis by The mighty simp November 18, 2020
It is a word to use in rage and a word used to blame things from happening

E.g Bro I’m about to get a win

Oh no I died

Stupid Titnosis
E.g Bro I’m about to get a win

Oh no I died

Stupid Titnosis
Titnosis by The mighty simp November 17, 2020

titnotised

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.
"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"
"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."
titnotised by Francesca G August 19, 2007
It it what you say to blame something or and what you say when you rage
“That’s so titnosus
Titnosus by Titnosus101me November 17, 2020