Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

by rapmac September 29, 2009

Twatish

Smelling like a cunt, pussy, vagina.

Sarah: "Why does the dog keep humping her?"

Joe: "She probably smells Twatish!"

by wonder woman 428 March 8, 2011

twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Twatisaurus

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011