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Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.
Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.
Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011

twatticism 

A remark by a twat.
That sounded a bit like a twatticism.
twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty
Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.
twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004
A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones
Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"
Titticism by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

twitticism 

Criticism of another person or group through tweets, on Twitter.
When the liberal tweeted his opinion on the issue, the fire-breathing conservative responded with harsh and typo-filled twitticism.

twitterism 

Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.
Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
twitterism by Jens Roland May 30, 2008