someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticizeeveryone else on their lack of twitter activity.
Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.
Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microbloggingserviceTwitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.
Subjectiveidealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"