Titticism

A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones

Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"

Titticism by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.

Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.

Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011

TittiesMcFatties 

Extremely large tits.

Wow did you see Britney? She's got some TittiesMcFatties!

TittiesMcFatties by GuyWhoEatsAss May 20, 2018

twatticism 

A remark by a twat.

That sounded a bit like a twatticism.

twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty

Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.

twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004

Thoticism 

The act of being a thot. It is essentially the behavior associated with those of thots, who cannot or will not commit to any serious relationship they are in. They would rather let their addiction to attention get the best of them.

Her thoticism ruined our relationship, made me a fool and proved that she's a thot.

Thoticism by Kilberry April 19, 2019

Mitticism 

A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.

Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."

Mitticism by virago August 22, 2012