Jon-Miester's definitions

Titnosis

Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.

Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.

by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008