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titsmas
The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.
Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.
Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.
Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.
Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010
Related Words
titsnas • titsnassndix • Tits'n'Ass • Titanas • titsmas • titinastafuk • titsass • Titsaster • titsmashing • titsmashing the bollywock
Titsaster
A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
Titsnake
An unbarable woman - the kind who would love to get wasted at the melbourne cup - titsnakes love white wine, snakeskin anything, guess handbags, hair extensions, bronzer and so on.
Natalie Bassingthwaighte is the biggest titsnake!
Titsnake by Huddo Hudson September 23, 2011
titstastic
When trying to describe something so fantastic that the word alone just doesn't cut it. Something so fantastic that it's fantasticness can only be equalled by the awesome power of the female mammary glands also colloquially know as tits. A combination if "tits" and the suffix "tastic". Titstastic.
Duke: Bro, you have to try some of my weed-flavoured cookies I baked this morning, they are fantastic! Nothing can beat them!
Brent: Oh yeah? Wait till you try my pussy-flavoured homemade icecream with a hint of lemony mint!
Duke: Wow! Now that's beyond fantastic! That is indeed titstastic, bro!
Brent: Oh yeah? Wait till you try my pussy-flavoured homemade icecream with a hint of lemony mint!
Duke: Wow! Now that's beyond fantastic! That is indeed titstastic, bro!
titstastic by humongous cockus November 21, 2010
titsass
Titsass, you miserable bastard!!!
titsmas
The celebratory act of going to strip club with your buddies on Christmas eve. This is a great way to unwind from the stress filled days of the season and get away from obnoxious family members. Everyone knows that Christmas morning is best when hungover and covered in stripper glitter, just like Santa Clause intended.
Will: When you getting in town bro?
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
titsmas by tokyotapes December 22, 2009
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