Titsass, you miserable bastard!!!
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A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
by Viland February 10, 2009
Get the Titsaster mug.The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
by Huntiar February 13, 2019
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by >.< omfg! January 16, 2008
Get the titassboface mug.a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006
Get the dicks tits ass mug.catastrophe that happens to ass and breasts as it becomes saggy. so unpleasant to look at. a real turn off.
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