titsass

The proper pronounciation of the word Tsiatas.

Titsass, you miserable bastard!!!

titsass by Andrine February 21, 2005

Titass 

A person who makes dumb decisions. Does a dumb thing. Also known as a TA.

Wtf you titass, why'd you have sex with my girl?

Titass by D Huss January 14, 2009

Titsaster

A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"

No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!

Titsaster by Viland February 10, 2009

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

titassboface 

A word referring to the entirety of a person's (almost always a woman's) body, stemming from the words "tits," "ass," "body," and "face."

Dayyum, she's got the hottest titassboface I've ever seen.

titassboface by >.< omfg! January 16, 2008

dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.

your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)

dicks tits ass by gcook September 25, 2006

titasstrophe 

catastrophe that happens to ass and breasts as it becomes saggy. so unpleasant to look at. a real turn off.

grannies are real titasstrophe

titasstrophe by ArahVictoria February 16, 2006