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titsmas 

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The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.
Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.

Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.

Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010
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titsmas 

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The celebratory act of going to strip club with your buddies on Christmas eve. This is a great way to unwind from the stress filled days of the season and get away from obnoxious family members. Everyone knows that Christmas morning is best when hungover and covered in stripper glitter, just like Santa Clause intended.
Will: When you getting in town bro?
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
titsmas by tokyotapes December 22, 2009

Titmaster 

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one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

Titsaster

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A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
Titsaster by Viland February 10, 2009

titstastic 

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When trying to describe something so fantastic that the word alone just doesn't cut it. Something so fantastic that it's fantasticness can only be equalled by the awesome power of the female mammary glands also colloquially know as tits. A combination if "tits" and the suffix "tastic". Titstastic.
Duke: Bro, you have to try some of my weed-flavoured cookies I baked this morning, they are fantastic! Nothing can beat them!
Brent: Oh yeah? Wait till you try my pussy-flavoured homemade icecream with a hint of lemony mint!
Duke: Wow! Now that's beyond fantastic! That is indeed titstastic, bro!
titstastic by humongous cockus November 21, 2010

titsass

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Titsass, you miserable bastard!!!
titsass by Andrine February 21, 2005

Gillianos titsmanship 

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When a female guzzles your mouth with her D-cup + tits
Dam I need that gillianos titsmanship again
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