Jaguar

An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.
"Oh look an empty Jaguar can!"

"Be careful honey, this is Gopnik territory."
by foomaster15 March 13, 2013
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The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.
You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:

A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.

Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!

I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!
Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!
by Afrodizzyact September 15, 2006
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British Luxury car manufacturer founded in 1922 by Sir William Lyons
Jaguar has made some of the most beautiful cars ever such as the Mrk II, the E-Type, the 420 and many more..
But after British Leyland took hold of the company, the build quality declined and it ended up being bought by Ford in 1989
Since 2008, Jaguar is owned by Indian car maker Tata and they still make beautiful cars and their quality has improved drastically in the past 20 yrs

Despite being under foreign ownership, Jaguars are quintessentially British
by britishcarsforever March 06, 2011
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My Jaguar could kill ur strat
by Will September 22, 2003
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A Jaguar or Jag is a classy, upscale Cougar or older lady with a pension for the young dudes.
Check out the well preserved Jaguar at the corner table with Gautier sunglasses and sugar boy for dessert.
by Dean Barbella December 15, 2007
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A beautiful car that, upon purchasing either A) requires weekly maintenance, or B) fails to run. But I still love them.
My 1994 Jaguar XJ6 sits in my garage, attracting women.
by home_run_hitta_period October 14, 2008
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