Titsaster
A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
titbuster
Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.
Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.
titbuster by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010
Related Words
Titsaster • Titmaster • tit sisters • Titonsters • Tizaster • titasstrophe • titastrophe • titbuster • titosterous • Titster
titastrophe
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.
David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008
Titmaster
one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
titosterous
titosterous by Brett Messer April 23, 2009
Twatsaster
A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013
titonsters
titonsters by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026