4 definitions by tokyotapes
The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
The blue Lego-esque block shown in stead of Adobe Flash content when visiting a website in Apple's Mobile Safari browser. It has come to symbolize one of the greatest criticisms leveled against an otherwise highly regarded mobile browser capable of rendering most web content true to form. The debate over Flash's omission has swelled up once again with the introduction of the iPad which also utilizes Mobile Safari sans Flash support, albeit on far more capable hardware. While Apple claims to provide the "entire internet in the palm of your hand" their detractors are quick to remind the world that the "entire internet" includes quite a bit of Flash.
Person: OMG, click this link to check out a hilarious clip on Hulu from last nights Family Guy.
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it
by tokyotapes January 30, 2010
A white person who is down with black people without attempting to act black themselves. It is a term of endearment but should still never be used by white people as it could evoke an unintended racial misunderstanding.
Opposite of a whigger
Opposite of a whigger
Tyrese: Yo white boy, you got the answers for next weeks test?
Colt: Yeah man, in fact, here are the answers for the rest of the semester
Tyrese: Ohhh shit, you my caucigger!
Colt: Yeah man, in fact, here are the answers for the rest of the semester
Tyrese: Ohhh shit, you my caucigger!
by tokyotapes December 13, 2009
The celebratory act of going to strip club with your buddies on Christmas eve. This is a great way to unwind from the stress filled days of the season and get away from obnoxious family members. Everyone knows that Christmas morning is best when hungover and covered in stripper glitter, just like Santa Clause intended.
Will: When you getting in town bro?
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
by tokyotapes December 22, 2009