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The stage of drunkenness when you are post merry pre ham
"I've got lumb nips, I must be tippled"

"I can't feel my eyebrows, so tippled"
Tippled by Malf_falm July 23, 2014
Words you can keep

Tippled Over 

When you or something falls over, can be used when you have had a drink (a tipple)
Gordon has just tippled over, must be something in that gin.
Tippled Over by Jay-double-you March 21, 2021

Bungle Tippler 

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.
Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.
Bungle Tippler by mayfly May 29, 2014

Cow Tipped 

When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.
"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."

"Who was his gf?"

"Her" *points to chick across the room*

"Dude, he got cow tipped."
Cow Tipped by Psas May 21, 2009
To drink (intoxicating liquor), especially repeatedly, and in small quantities.

There are plenty of people who drink just enough to be under the radar, but they do this to relieve stress and cope with emotional difficulties. They drink enough to get drunk over an elongated period of time.

A modern day McCourt might tipple.
Paris: I am such a mess. I need to drink some cognac or brandy.
Nicole: I thought you said you were done with the whole tipple situation?
Lindsay: Nah, I got her started again. It's not a bad thing.
Paris: Hott.
tipple by g-diggity March 31, 2008

White Tipped 

The sticky left over tissue residue that sticks to a man's penis after ejaculating into a tissue.
Man I was doin a little jerkin on the side the other night and I skeet huge into some tissues and then I got white tipped and had to peel pieces off my dick for the next 10 minutes.
White Tipped by I h8 Kleenex May 25, 2010
Funny quote from British tv show misfits when you ejaculate, throw up and shit all at the same time.
I was fucking her hard but then i trippled
trippled by NickH979797979797 January 17, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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