Tippled

The stage of drunkenness when you are post merry pre ham

"I've got lumb nips, I must be tippled"

"I can't feel my eyebrows, so tippled"

by Malf_falm July 23, 2014

Tippled Over

When you or something falls over, can be used when you have had a drink (a tipple)

Gordon has just tippled over, must be something in that gin.

by Jay-double-you March 21, 2021

Bungle Tippler

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

by mayfly May 29, 2014

Cow Tipped

When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.

"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."

"Who was his gf?"

"Her" *points to chick across the room*

"Dude, he got cow tipped."

by Psas May 21, 2009

tipple

To drink (intoxicating liquor), especially repeatedly, and in small quantities.

There are plenty of people who drink just enough to be under the radar, but they do this to relieve stress and cope with emotional difficulties. They drink enough to get drunk over an elongated period of time.

A modern day McCourt might tipple.

Paris: I am such a mess. I need to drink some cognac or brandy.
Nicole: I thought you said you were done with the whole tipple situation?
Lindsay: Nah, I got her started again. It's not a bad thing.
Paris: Hott.

by g-diggity March 31, 2008

White Tipped

The sticky left over tissue residue that sticks to a man's penis after ejaculating into a tissue.

Man I was doin a little jerkin on the side the other night and I skeet huge into some tissues and then I got white tipped and had to peel pieces off my dick for the next 10 minutes.

by I h8 Kleenex May 25, 2010

trippled

Funny quote from British tv show misfits when you ejaculate, throw up and shit all at the same time.

I was fucking her hard but then i trippled

by NickH979797979797 January 17, 2011