Psas's definitions

Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

by Psas May 7, 2009

Sky five

When two people go for a high five while in the air, whether they are jumping (the most common), or skydiving.

(Pete+jump)+(Anthony+jump)=Sky five!

by Psas June 2, 2009

Man Mall

A mall full of stores that only men care about, for example the bass pro shop or the golfers warehouse.

The patriot place next to gillette stadium is a total man mall.

by psas August 3, 2009

Purplorange

A combination of the colors orange and purple. Usually only seen when high on shrooms.

"Dude these shrooms rock...that ducks ass is purplorange."

by Psas May 20, 2009

Halloween

One of the greatest holidays of all time. Children don disguises and travel to the houses of strangers to receive sugary goods by reciting the ancient enchantment "Trick or treat." Also an excellent night for teenage mishief.

Halloween is a night of free candy. How can you go wrong?

by Psas October 30, 2009

Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is unquestionably the single greatest band of all time. Robert Plant's fantastic vocals, Jimmy Page's amazing and insane guitar solos reaching from a far eastern influence to southern blues, John Bonham's amazing drum's, particularly on Moby Dick, and John Paul Jone's fantastic keyboard & bass playing.

To you haters: You probably spend your days plowing goats, Led Zeppelin is one of the most influential hard rock bands of all time. Fuck you. You're just jealous that you have no fucking talent and are a bunch of fucking posers. Go listen to your fucking rap (which isn't fucking music) and masturbate to pictures of spongebob.

Led Zeppelin's music is so amazing that no other band will ever be able to match it.

by psas September 8, 2009

Octopubes

Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.

"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"

by Psas May 24, 2009