You are a phenomenon if you are a Gordon. Always elusive and seemingly crazy, they can be both the greatest person in you life or the one who makes you want to hide in a hole. They are either a person you hate or love.
I miss you, Gordon!
by pekingcat=^'.w'^= June 2, 2016
A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.
I shall resort to the Gordon to pass this law
Gordon is the law maker here!!
by lawmaker123 March 26, 2012
Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.
by Carlyiswanderlust June 28, 2016
Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog

Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon
by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020
The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and i love you <3
A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(

G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><
by Chupachup December 24, 2012
A fun loving, outgoing person.

Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man .
Paul: yo lets go shoot some hoops after school
Gordon: nahh gonnaa be with the ladies at the park.

Paul: aww. you trippin'
Gordon: jealous much ? :D
by gerdin May 22, 2010
Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!
"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"
by blehhhhhhhh May 15, 2006