tingletard

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Somebody so stupid it’s upsetting

you fucking tingletard bud is weed not beer

tingletard by minglemanglefart January 3, 2019

Words you can keep

Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

Jingletard by Pentarix December 11, 2003

Tingutard

Tingutard is an indian term used to describe fans of celebrities with short stature, usually less than the ideal 5'11 i.e. Aamir Khan , shahrukh khan , Salman Khan , Lionel Messi, sachin tendulkar fans.

example- P1- I am fan of three khans of bollywood
P2- oh you are a tingutard.

example- P1- I am fan of Messi and tendulkar
P2- oh you are a tingutard.

Tingutard by BhaiBhaiBhai October 7, 2018

Fizzy Tinglerd

When a sensation reaches every part of your body even your willy

Charlie Boomer “wow all that nic has got me fizzy tinglerd”

Fizzy Tinglerd by Chazz Boom July 22, 2022

tingletastic

adjective; used to describe the tingling feeling just before a maaaaaaaaaaasive ejaculation a bit like what happens when a girls aloud video comes on TMF.

Person 1: Mate, trust 'Cant speak french' come on the tele and i was feeling tingletastic!

Person 2: Great!

tingletastic by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Twinkletard

a white person who believes that somehow them, their friends, their family, or just white people in general deserve to be treated like special snowflakes.

"I'm white and it's hard being a white these days, like everybody hates us".
"Ugh Jimmy is such a twinkletard he doesn't understand how privileged he is it's honestly super sad, he's so uneducated".

Twinkletard by junelikesdudes June 15, 2020

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

Tingle Tard by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026