It's a term when a character from a MMORPG teleports from a place to another.
Short for teleport
"mag tele ka na lang para mabilis"
"ayoko mag tele mahal, wala na akong yuan"
by angelusclyne December 19, 2007
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The best guy a girl could have. So loving and caring. The most beautiful eyes ever. Does things that are right even though it maybe painful for both people. He respects you for everything that you are. There is nothing he won't do. This person crys when he does something that he shouldn't, and rejoices when he knows something went right. He won't ever let you down. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world with just one touch, and he takes your breath away with just three words. He is everything to you.
Mandy: My boyfriend is the real "tele"
Jess: I wish I had a "tele"!
Mandy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
by TheRealMandy November 27, 2005
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Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.
These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.
by Goldenrodzen August 04, 2018
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1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
by WordOfArt July 19, 2010
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