Jingletard

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An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

Jingletard by Pentarix December 11, 2003

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jingtard

A retard and a jingoman mixed together. Like OH MY GODDDD fool!!! WOWW. ;D

Your mom acted like a jingtard when she fell off the balcony and died

jingtard by hahahrtuttuffjgjjf January 15, 2007

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Jingtard

A word describing an anime n00b of the highest order. This phrase was first coined on the AnimeInfinity boards when a certain mod made the statement "of all the rabid fantards though, Jingtards are the world title belt holders when it comes to sheer smacktardery."

Bob is a Jingtard. He has hit rockbottom.

Jingtard by Danend November 12, 2008

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Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.

Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!

Jinglebeard by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016

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tingletard

Somebody so stupid it’s upsetting

you fucking tingletard bud is weed not beer

tingletard by minglemanglefart January 3, 2019

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mingletard

A silly man with extremely large nipples

"Oi Fabio, you're a mingletard"

mingletard by TheEvilCreamster December 4, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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