Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

by Pentarix December 11, 2003

jingtard

A retard and a jingoman mixed together. Like OH MY GODDDD fool!!! WOWW. ;D

Your mom acted like a jingtard when she fell off the balcony and died

by hahahrtuttuffjgjjf January 15, 2007

Jingtard

A word describing an anime n00b of the highest order. This phrase was first coined on the AnimeInfinity boards when a certain mod made the statement "of all the rabid fantards though, Jingtards are the world title belt holders when it comes to sheer smacktardery."

Bob is a Jingtard. He has hit rockbottom.

by Danend November 12, 2008

Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.

Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!

by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016

tingletard

Somebody so stupid it’s upsetting

you fucking tingletard bud is weed not beer

by minglemanglefart January 3, 2019

mingletard

A silly man with extremely large nipples

"Oi Fabio, you're a mingletard"

by TheEvilCreamster December 4, 2024