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timelia

another word for the winner.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.
"timelia is a winner"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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facebook timeline

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude
by nolch32 September 2, 2020
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FNAF Timeline

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.
The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
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timelapsing

The hobby of doing things really slow, like praciticing for a timelapse movie in which it would seem normal speed.
Officer: "You was doing 40 mph but the limit is 80 mph, that's dangerous, son!"
Jack: "Sorry, i was timelapsing."
by horror drum June 30, 2011
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Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.
I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.
by Susan_2 January 15, 2014
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timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted
by docbernie August 3, 2012
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