Timelining

Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.

"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"

by partykivi November 10, 2012

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

timelining

To compose a timeline.

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.

by Laura K September 11, 2005

Tomlining

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping

Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Tomlining

The ability to be out scored and still be in first place.

Ryan: “They are 3-2. They’re in first, and they’ve been outscored by 31 points. And they are 3-2.”

Greenberg: “That’s just Mike Tomlin. He’s just Tomlining.”

by Pittsburgh Deuce October 13, 2023

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.

Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.

by Aditya's ADI.2 March 13, 2026