a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted
by docbernie August 3, 2012
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Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"
by partykivi November 9, 2012
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Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …

That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..

It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …

This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …

But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …

I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …

And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)

Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Timelines …. Just gotta get in sync
by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023
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to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.
"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends
Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!
by helefant March 27, 2012
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Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.
I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 11, 2012
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A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
by sanotorum January 3, 2012
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