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i swear on my timbs
Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
i swear on my timbs by welcometothe6 April 22, 2018
Timbs
on my timbs
when someone is like "aye where is my money?" and you be like " ON MY TIMBS IM FINNA GIVE IT TO YOU"
on my timbs by big dicc sebas October 15, 2017
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timbs by Genuinely Speaking March 3, 2003
Black timbs
Black timbs are made for dudes who don’t give a fuck about his or other people’s lives. Those people know only few things, how to rob,steal n kill, black timbs are even worse than black af 1’s. If you see mf steppin around in those boots yall better run and don’t look back. Dudes in black timbs can fight 10x better than any other streetniggas around and they are mostly buff af too because of the boredom in jail n such other institutes.
Ryan- ain’t that the dude who boosted your whip
Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
Black timbs by Duckfucker March 18, 2022
Black Timbs
A dude who will steal from you and then help you look for what you had stolen. Worse than black Air Force 1s
Girl: i got you some black timbs for your birthday
Guy: i ain't wearin those a dude in black timbs is worse than a guy in air force ones.
Guy: i ain't wearin those a dude in black timbs is worse than a guy in air force ones.
Black Timbs by jsavcloutgoat July 3, 2019
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