Tibsu

Tibsu is like a nickname you'd call your good friend in a funny or teasing tone. It is similar to using the wird 'pal' or 'buddy' Abbreviation of that word is 'Tibs'.

It can also be used for when you talk with someone you're in love with. Though it's not forbitten to just use it as a cool and cute nickname.

1. Your crush comes into a call. You greet them: "Hey Tibsu~!"
2. You see your friend walking down the street and say: "AY HO Tibsu!!!"
3. You: "Oh Tibs, you ok?"
4. Your friend tells you a story about how they messed with their boyfriend/girlfriend. You: "Oh you're such a Tibs..!"

by Dr. J0han July 2, 2022

Tibsu

'Tibsu' is like a Pampering nickname you could call your friend or the person you really care about. Abbreviation of that word is 'Tibs'

1. Your friend comes into the call and you greet them: "Ey, Tibsu!"
2. You see your cruah on the street and yell: "EyHoo Tibsu~!"
3. You: "Hey, Tibs, You ok?"

by Dr. J0han July 2, 2022

Tibsu

Ypu can call 'Tibsu' a girl that wears make-up, is quite famouse around the town/city, (maybe golddigger), and who thinks they own the world. (a sl#t). Abbreviation would be 'Tibs'.

1. A chick walks past you with her gang, gives you a disgusted look and tells something bad about you to her gang members. You: "Hey Tibsu~! Why you giving me that look?"
2. A girl bumps into you and curses at you for being in her way. You respond: "Now you're being a bit too rude, Tibs."

by Dr. J0han July 2, 2022

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Tissue Kids

When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.

Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.

by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016

Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018