On every Thursday your dad makes your siblings wrestle each over until the last ones standing, after the competition is over the loser has to receive Wet Willy from the winner
“come on kids it’s time for thrusty Thursday!”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”
A cock of a gay man, usually use only for penetrating the ass of other men. But once it's in proximity to any female presence, it shrinks to the size of a nano chip. But when men are around, it shoots up like a long range missile.
Willie's thrusty rusty wakes up again after he steps away from those female pole dancers and swimsuit models and bumps into Dave and Edison. Willie is horny now.
The Mexican Deathphone. At first, made claims to being Puerto Rican, but after being continuously ignored, gave up this school of thought and accepted his destiny of being an albinolawnmower operator.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.