Legs4days's definitions

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Smoochisses

A smooch and kiss combined to create an even more romantic atmosphere.

I like Ryan so much, I just want to give him smoochisses all the time!

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

Gushman

A friend, typically male, that a female will talk to about her personal life with, also sharing with exaggerated enthusiasm, intimate details of a current romance or relationship (gush to).

Two of my best guy friends moved away recently. Thank god I met Ryan! I finally have a gushman again.

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

Trunk Whistle

The air that escapes your ass after anal sex.

After enjoying anal sex with my boyfriend I let out this huge trunk whistle. We both laughed hysterically.

by Legs4days July 8, 2014

Thrusty Sprinkle

A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.

He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.

by Legs4days July 8, 2014

prepoopescent

Relating to or in the period of flatulence preceding a bowel movement.

Oh man, I should have gone to the bathroom before heading to the beach, I'm all prepoopescent right now.

by Legs4days August 4, 2013

copretendency

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

by Legs4days January 10, 2021