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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008
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Thaimatized 

Your state of being after leaving the country of Thailand. Looking back and realizing that you are now most likely going to hell for exploiting these poor, poor people.
I fucked two hookers and a cab driver with a family for 200 baht (conversion 5.00 bucks American) before I left Thailand but only after paying 20 baht for the hotel room and the cab ride and a women at a barber shop to shave my entire body! I'm Thaimatized! I can't believe I did that!
Thaimatized by Missy Rich March 15, 2007

TROMATIZE 

To be traumatized by Horror films by Troma
Entertainment.
Man that Toxic Avenger really Tromatized my Girlfriend.

Thanatized 

The condition of being unable to curse, utter profanity, or commit general crudeness, especially when unobserved or unmonitored, resulting from positive associations with the World of Warcraft, Crushridge based, guild "Thanatos".
"Wow! Is it really just us on here?"

"Yup. Just us. No one else on."

"Well.... jeepers."

"Jeepers?"

"Yeah. You heard me. I'm tough. Don't make me pull out the asteriks."

"You've been Thanatized."

"****"
Thanatized by Moduinne January 18, 2009

Titmatized 

-1) When one can't maintain accordingly because they're mesmerized by your breast. 2)Under total control of the tits.
He couldn't barely drive home was so titmatized!

tramatized 

Majorly nerves-jangled due to riding a mountain-slope trolley or aerial cable-car.
I love exploring the mountains, but I have acrophobia big-time, so I stick to just ground-level cog-railways for my sightseeing pleasure to avoid being tramatized.
tramatized by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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