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Tit-Matized 

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008
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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

titmatize 

Joe's not moving. I think the stripper's got him titmatized.
titmatize by GoatWeedy July 1, 2011

titmotized 

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning
Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized
titmotized by synathnic September 5, 2014

Titmatised 

To be hypnotised by breasts. To talk to a girl while checking out her boobs.
Dude, I couldn't even look her in the eyes, her cleavage had me titmatised
Titmatised by Robototron February 12, 2009

Titmatized 

-1) When one can't maintain accordingly because they're mesmerized by your breast. 2)Under total control of the tits.
He couldn't barely drive home was so titmatized!

titmytized 

becoming completely hypnotised by an amazing set of ludacris boobs without even realising its happening.
introducing yourself to a girl and becoming titmytized on her chest region of beauty and getting a slap in the face before you even get your name out because your hallucinating in a daze stairing at some perfect god damn boobs. ahhhhhh.
titmytized by hoehunter March 4, 2011
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