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Tit-Matized 

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The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008
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titmatized 

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The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

titmatize 

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Joe's not moving. I think the stripper's got him titmatized.
titmatize by GoatWeedy July 1, 2011

titmotized 

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When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning
Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized
titmotized by synathnic September 5, 2014

Titmatised 

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To be hypnotised by breasts. To talk to a girl while checking out her boobs.
Dude, I couldn't even look her in the eyes, her cleavage had me titmatised
Titmatised by Robototron February 12, 2009

Titmatized 

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-1) When one can't maintain accordingly because they're mesmerized by your breast. 2)Under total control of the tits.
He couldn't barely drive home was so titmatized!

titmytized 

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becoming completely hypnotised by an amazing set of ludacris boobs without even realising its happening.
introducing yourself to a girl and becoming titmytized on her chest region of beauty and getting a slap in the face before you even get your name out because your hallucinating in a daze stairing at some perfect god damn boobs. ahhhhhh.
titmytized by hoehunter March 4, 2011
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