thecef

A sweaty player with dick cheese

That man’s thecef

thecef by BlooS15 January 20, 2024

I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

therefor 

How dumb people spell therefore

Therefor I am really stupid because I can't spell therefore

therefor by funnywomenjkwomenarentfunny September 9, 2016

TheJeffTrain 

When you terribly FUCK the easiest of things up.

I just pulled an @thejefftrain on that CMM challenge.

TheJeffTrain by BigD S14 October 3, 2017

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

theacefiles 

the most based person alive and has the best hands 😈😈😈🔪🔪🥀🥀🥀

if ur mutuals with theacefiles ur hot

theacefiles by canaryu March 9, 2021

Anna_TheChef01 

Anna The Chef is a world-famous chef that cooks 11/10 food for everyone.

Her idol is Gordon Ramsey and she was born on February 8th, 1969.

"Anna_TheChef01 cook me pasta."

Anna_TheChef01 by cluverq February 20, 2021