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I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! 

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.
Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

there for tomorrow 

A band that comes from Orlando, Florida. They are made up of Maika Maile, Christian Climer, Jay Enriquez and Christopher Kamrada. Their motto is "Stay Real".

"Pages", the debut EP recorded in association with multiple gold record producer James Paul Wisner (Underoath, The Academy Is, Dashboard Confessional, Paramore) bursts on the scene and serves as a showpiece of excellence for this vibrant bands talent. This stellar production highlights There For Tomorrows own unique creativity. It blossoms with intricate arrangements blending with catchy hooks, driving yet melodic guitars & large drums that go hand in hand to achieve their big sound. Early indications from the music industry, reveals a buzz that can be described as no less than a massive groundswell of interest and high expectations.

With a fresh new sound and memorable high-energy performances, their fan base is rapidly growing. Their resurgence has continued on the heels of recent mind blowing shows such as sold out events at Hard Rock Live Orlando, Murray Hill in Jacksonville, and the Back Booth in Orlando. As a follow up to those successful events, in December 2006 they went on to win an O-Rock 105.9 (Orlando) competition and rocked in front of ten thousand at the No Snow Show concert at Tinker Field. Opening for bands such as AFI, Taking Back Sunday, Angels and Airwaves, Buckcherry, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sugarcult & Kill Hannah.

There For Tomorrows sound has continued to mature in lockstep with their progressive musical consciousness. A process that has rendered perpetual development of refined compositions that speaks to all rock generations, and serves as proof that they are gifted beyond their years. With so much recent positive feedback from industry insiders and fans alike, high expectations abound for anyone who has experienced a There For Tomorrow show firsthand. Being on the verge of a breakthrough, this is one of those exciting bands that should be on everyones One to Watch list!

"One of the most talented bands I’ve ever worked with."
- James Paul Wisner

"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus gives There For Tomorrow two thumbs up and a high five."
- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
person 1: have you heared that band There For Tomorrow?
person 2: YEAH MAN! their real!

i’ll be there for you 

The opening words to the hit sitcom “Friends” these few words provoke nostalgia in the mind of millions
Friend 1:I’ll be there for youuuuuuu
Friend 2:Cause your there for me too

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

There For Tomorrow 

Band with the band members Maika Maile (lead singer/guitarist) Christian Climer (lead guitarist) Chris Kamrada (drummer) and Jay Enriquez (bass guitar)
Have been on tour with Hit the Lights in Tokyo, Japan.
Go to Warped Tour, medley of different bands that play.
Now, on Manatour with mixed bands.

Pretty much best band ever.
Girl 1: Whoa. I just listened to the best band ever.
Girl 2: Who? There for Tomorrow?
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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