no soap

Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.

Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.

by gammarock November 6, 2005

Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

by imjustabill February 20, 2021

SOAP

An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.

SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.

(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)

Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!

by BillyGile August 23, 2010

soap

1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.

Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

soap

i'm losing braincells

if i eated soap i don't eat it bc i did. no i didn't ❤️

by stupidchar May 25, 2020

Soap

Something you better not drop in jail!

John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.

by Roshi April 27, 2003

The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

by Fermit_The_Krog April 1, 2019