The Smooth 

A noun used in place of the word "Iron."

EMT: What happened to your face man?

Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.

EMT: The smooth?

Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.

The Smooth by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008

The smooth taste of NEO 

When a Little Sponge transfers your essence into a disk and you become a BIG SHOT

"YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"

The smooth taste of NEO by Ohmygoditssobig6942069420420 February 27, 2022

The Smooth Polak 

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

The Smooth Polak by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010

The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.

Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

The Smooth Cheddar Attack by Big chees3 September 18, 2013

The Smooth Criminal 

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

The Smooth Criminal by anon415 February 4, 2023

get the smooth off 

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

get the smooth off by etymographer October 25, 2006

Put the Smooth On

The effect to one's self when leisurely consuming an alcoholic beverage. Beverages with higher alcohol content hasten this process.

That Rusty Nail really put the smooth on me.

Put the Smooth On by meestatom August 9, 2012