Definitions by etymographer

get the smooth off 

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

get the smooth off by etymographer October 25, 2006

Krogart 

To bogart the munchies that were bought at the grocery store, namely Kroger.

Dude, don't Krogart the doo-dads.

Krogart by etymographer July 27, 2006

spap-oop 

How popular munchies satisfier doo-dads reads upside-down. Most common occurrence of this phenomenon is the stoner opening the bottom of the box instead of the top, therefore having to keep the box upside-down to prevent munchie spillage.

Dude, pass the spap-oop. I got serious munchies.

spap-oop by etymographer July 27, 2006