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The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.
I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

The Ol' Reach Around 

Also known as TORA; When you come up behind someone and grab there dick and spin them around to face you.
I was trying to to get his attention so I gave that nigga The Ol' Reach Around

The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

reach around the park bench 

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy
While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

reach around the pie

The act of anal sex while in the missionary position. Since the penetrating party must “reach around” the vaginal area of the other participating party, the name is a given.
Bill: Oh, that girl loves it in the ass...
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.

Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.

Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around

A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.
Ryan, Becky and Lisa performed a “Rudolf the brown-nosed reach aroundlast night.