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The European 

"The European" is a move, most commonly used by women, where they look a person from head to toe, and back. It is a move that would be used by the likes of Regina George.
Did you see how she gave me the European? What a snobby little brat.
The European by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 24, 2019

The European Wank 

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

THE EUROPEAN LAD 

The EUROPEAN LAD Is a loser troll account on twitter who supports ajax and keeps crying about irrelevant things.
he is a messi fan and always hates ronaldo.
THE EUROPEAN LAD IS SO DUMB.
THE EUROPEAN LAD by LIcha1234 November 6, 2022

The European plug socket 

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
The European plug socket by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

the north european meatball 

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.
Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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