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textastrophe
When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
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textastrophy
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
textasterone
The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
textcrastinate
To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007
textastrophe
A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008
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