Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.

Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.

by Billy O April 23, 2008

Textcasm

pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.

(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.

by xxGODxx September 19, 2009

Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

TextGasm

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text

TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."

by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

textgasm

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.

Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!

by Benjamind January 11, 2008

textgasm

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)

My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.

by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.

The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.

by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010