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pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.
(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.
Textcasm by xxGODxx September 19, 2009
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Textgasm 

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"
Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

TextGasm 

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text
TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."
TextGasm by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

textgasm 

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.
Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!
textgasm by Benjamind January 11, 2008

textgasm 

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)
My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.
textgasm by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008
The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.
The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.
textasm by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010
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