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When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

textmaster by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

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Textmaster General

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.

Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

Textmaster General by Language Arts Legend May 17, 2009

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008

Titmaster

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.

Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300

Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026